My Montecito mole tells me why Me-Me-Meghan ‘threw a fit’ after Kris Jenner’s birthday party… this Kardashian drama just won’t go away: KENNEDY
The Duke and Duchess of Drama have stepped in it again. And my Montecito mole thinks she knows what really happened.
On Saturday, the impossibly age-defying matriarch of the Kardashian clan Kris Jenner threw a 007-themed 70th birthday bash at Jeff Bezos’s Beverly Hills mega-mansion.
If there was ever a magnet for meager stars to rub elbows with weighty wallets and tremendous tushes, it was at Chez Jeff.
Chris Rock, Oprah, Adele, Snoop Dogg and Justin Bieber were there, along with Jenner’s plastic surgeon Steven Levine (who reportedly charged the matriarch $100,000 for her transformation).
Presumably, fresh-faced Steven has been passed around like a joint on Snoop’s tour bus, because everyone from augmented Kylie to perpetually duck-faced Khloe and, of course, Kim, looked incredible in bright, sparkling gowns.
Even Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Priscilla was glam in what appeared to be a shiny Bond villain-inspired getup. (Welcome to my BDSM dungeon, Mr Bond.)
That’s – I’m told – where the trouble may have started.
Meghan Markle and the ginger prince showed up looking a bit boring, frankly.
The Duke and Duchess of Drama have stepped in it again. And my Montecito mole thinks she knows what really happened
Everyone from augmented Kylie to perpetually duck-faced Khloe and, of course, Kim, looked incredible in bright, sparkling gowns
The paparazzi snapped pictures of the Sussexes gliding into the party hand in hand. Harry donned a black tuxedo with a red poppy pin, as it was the eve of Remembrance Day in the UK, when they remember their fallen service members.
Meghan – poppy-less – resembled a mime in a black turtleneck and silk skirt which made her look boxy and ordinary compared to the glamazons.
One royal-watching journalist cackled to me, ‘Her stylist obviously hates her.’
Perhaps – though Meghan’s not auditioning for the Real Housewives of the Vegas Strip. At least not yet. (Fingers crossed their downsized Netflix deal survives.)
But that doesn’t mean that Me-Me Megs couldn’t have possibly felt a little… eclipsed.
The real controversy erupted two days after the swank-a-thon when Jenner posted a picture of herself with the duke and duchess. Kim blasted out a trio of candid snaps; herself and Megs, another of Meghan hugging the Netflix boss and a third of Meghan laughing with Jenner.
Then – mysteriously – the photos were deleted.
My well-connected UK colleague Alison Boshoff reports that the Sussex camp says guests were asked for permission to publicly share their images and Meghan and Harry said ‘no,’ but that directive never got to the Kardashians.
Meanwhile, Jenner’s team told Boshoff that guests were never asked for their consent for the posting of pictures.
Then, Jenner reportedly received an ‘ask’ that the photos be taken down – a request that appears to have come from Harry and Meghan.
Well, my exquisitely positioned Montecito source says that all rings true.
She tells me, ‘Meghan is so particular about curating her image and has approval over every photo that goes out. She saw those photos and realized how bad she looked compared to every other woman at the party and obviously threw a fit.’
Needless to say, Kim K and krew are reportedly furious that these royal pains created a whole bunch of unnecessary drama, ‘overshadowing’ an event that should’ve been a celebration of Jenner’s life and surgical triumphs.
At this point, Harry and Meghan seem to be running out of A-listers to offend.
I’d advise them to check if any memberships have opened up at Trump International in West Palm, but if they think the Kardashian are intimidating, they’ll totally freak out over Mar-a-Lago face.
Furball
Los Angeles Dodgers’ star Shohei Ohtani made history this week by being the first MLB player to be unanimously voted National League MVP multiple times. But the internet was buzzing over the strange way he celebrated.
Shohei casually hugged his wife Mamiko but passionately kissed his dog, Decoy.
I’m starting to think his wife is the decoy.
Shohei casually hugged his wife Mamiko but passionately kissed his dog, Decoy
WFH resistance
Democratic National Committee employees are throwing a collective fit over being told to return to work five days a week.
Well, after watching their old boss campaign from his basement and govern like a retirement community president, can you blame them?
It’s not like they keep telling us – over and over again – that there’s a mad authoritarian in the White House who threatens to destroy democracy.
Who me?!
UNC football coach Bill Belichick’s sugar-baby Jordan Hudson has taken to wearing a necklace that says ‘Banned’.
She’s mocking rumors she’s been barred from football facilities for being a crazy, distracting attention whore.
Way to prove them wrong, hunny!
But if Billy’s 4-5 squad doesn’t turn the season around, he may be wearing a necklace that reads ‘Fired’.
UNC football coach Bill Belichick’s sugar-baby Jordan Hudson has taken to wearing a necklace that says ‘Banned’
Spitting Greek fire
Newly minted Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle is getting down to business, discussing her love life in her first interview with Greek TV media.
She spoke glowingly of ex-husbands Greasy Gavin Newsom and Eric Villency, but failed to mention another high-profile former partner: Donald Trump Jr.
Kim may have relocated to warm Grecian shores, but that romantic omission shows she’s still serving cold revenge.
It’s a casserole, Sheila!
Will Ferrell was at a gala last weekend, whilst sporting an odd hairdo.
It was reminiscent of a withering blond Chia Pet or his character Mugatu from Zoolander. Maybe he’s sparking another sequel? Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson could be catheter models.
Or maybe Will’s hairstylist just needs cataract surgery.
RIP Jerry Stiller.
Will Ferrell (left) was at a gala last weekend, whilst sporting an odd hairdo. It was reminiscent of a withering blond Chia Pet or his character Mugatu from Zoolander (right)
Social-ist experiment
After NYC elected a nepo-baby socialist as mayor, Seattle voters said, ‘hold my Kombucha’.
Mayor-elect Katie Wilson runs a small non-profit and has worked as a barista and a baker among other gigs.
Plus, her parents paid for her to attend Oxford University, but she dropped out before graduation.
Your move, Gotham!
Schloss-show
Speaking of spoiled brats with over-inflated egos, Jack Schlossberg – the only grandson of JFK – announced Wednesday he’s running for Congress in New York.
His mommy Caroline Kennedy told the New York Times, ‘I’m impressed that he’s… willing to take the consequences when he takes a risk that people find offensive.’
Does that include the time he demanded Megyn Kelly prove she was female by showing her sexual organs?
Oh, kids say the darndest things.
