Ranking the best fuck ass bobs based on vibes

This article was first published 17 August 2023.

In this life, there are many things I won’t mess with: ouija boards, swans, the sea, girls who go hard for Lena Dunham, and most importantly, women with fuck ass bobs.

Cinematically, this has always been known. The psychological thriller genre is filled with strong, often emotionless women with razor-sharp bobs. From Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction, Amy Dunne in Gone Girl, to Annalise Keating in How To Get Away With Murder, it is the hair of the anti-hero. Blunt bobs, as psychologist Abra McField told Popsugar, “are used to signal strength, power, and hardness — an inability to break no matter what is going on in the world around them.”

A woman with a bob is a woman with no fear. As one Twitter user remarked: “[It’s] so major when a bitch has a bob. Like you don’t give a fuck…. walking around with that fuck ass bob. Somebody could call you Edna Mode right now & you don’t even care bitch. You’re everything.” She is everything! 

The difference between a fuck ass bob and a regular ass bob is still heavily contested on the internet. So here’s our ranking of the best fuck ass bobs based on vibes alone.