A slew of bikini-clad spring breakers have been roasted after they confessed that they have no idea who or what the Iranian Ayatollah is.
Fox News producer Johnny Belisario recently visited a popular spring break hotspot and asked the vacationing college students a range of questions about American politics.
The students, who were all donning skimpy bathing suits, were certainly not up to date – and their lack of knowledge on topics like Iran, ICE and Venezuela has left people across the globe astounded.
Belisario started by asking the partiers what their game plan was for spring break.
One woman said she planned to ‘black out with her rack out,’ while a male student admitted: ‘If my mom is watching, I’m sorry, mom. But I’m getting pretty drunk almost every day.’
‘Get with as many girls as we can, and not come back with an STD,’ announced another guy.
Belisario then prompted the spring breakers to list the ‘issue’ in America that was the ‘most important to them.’
‘What bikini I’m gonna wear next,’ one woman sarcastically quipped.
Fox News producer Johnny Belisario recently visited a popular spring break hotspot and asked the vacationing college students a range of questions about American politics
The students, who were all donning skimpy bathing suits, were not up to date – and their lack of knowledge on topics like Iran, ICE and Venezuela has left people across the globe astounded
‘Getting a tan on the beach, that’s the most important thing in my life right now,’ said another.
Someone else shared: ‘I’m thinking about Starbucks to be honest, what I’m gonna get for today.’
Others listed the elevator at their hotel not working, obesity and ICE.
However, when Belisario asked the students to tell him what they knew about ICE, many thought he was talking about the frozen liquid that keeps things cold, and not the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
‘Makes every drink better,’ said one woman.
‘Who wants a warm drink? Not me,’ replied another.
Belisario also asked the students to list some of the things President Donald Trump has done in recent months and hardly any of them could come up with an answer.
One woman said the ‘last thing she kept up with’ was the news that the Gulf of Mexico had been ‘rebranded’ as the Gulf of America, which took place in early 2025.
When Belisario asked the students if they were ‘happy the Ayatollah was dead,’ not a single person knew what he was talking about
Another woman mistakenly claimed that we were at ‘war with Iraq,’ adding, ‘That’s been crazy.’
One male student was able to bring up the capture of Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, while a different vacationer replied: ‘He’s trying to sue those people for making jokes about him.’
When Belisario asked the students if they were ‘happy the Ayatollah was dead,’ not a single person knew what he was talking about.
‘What? Who?’ asked one clearly confused spring breaker, while another replied: ‘What? What is that?’
‘Who the f**k is Ayatollah?’ said someone else.
‘I have never heard that word in my life,’ shared another.
‘I haven’t heard [about that], I found out about Chuck Norris yesterday, that was more devastating to me,’ revealed a different woman.
The students also didn’t know about the ongoing conflict between the US and Venezuela.
‘What have you heard about Venezuela?’ Belisario asked, to which one woman admitted she didn’t have a clue, adding: ‘I barely know what’s going on in Tennessee, where I’m from.’
‘That they beat us in the World Baseball Classic,’ responded a different student.
When asked how they would handle the war ‘if they were in charge,’ one woman told Belisario that she’d ‘look in the Iranian Ayatollah’s eyes and flirt with him’
The videos were shared to TikTok, and viewers rushed to the comment sections to poke fun at the students
‘Venezuela? Isn’t that in Spain?’ wondered one bikini-clad blonde.
When asked how they would handle the war ‘if they were in charge,’ one guy said he’d gather ‘a bunch of girls and bikinis and make them run across the battlefield.’
‘All the guys would be distracted then we all run in and [shoot],’ he added.
One woman told Belisario that she’d ‘look in the Iranian Ayatollah’s eyes and flirt with him.’
As for what they’d do if they were president of the United States, the answers ranged from ‘buying something really cool, like a car’ to ‘lowering the drinking age.’
‘All the girls would have to be in bikinis 24/7,’ announced someone else.
The videos were shared to TikTok, and viewers rushed to the comment sections to poke fun at the students.
‘I fear for the future of our country,’ one wrote.
‘I laughed so hard I cried and activated my abs,’ said another.
‘We’re so f**ked,’ joked someone else.
