Dudley Dursley and Alexander Skarsgård are getting gay in new film

If you’ve ever wondered how Dudley Dursley and Lukas Mattson would fare in a passionate gay relationship, then you’re in luck. Alexander Skarsgård (of The Northman and Succession fame) and Harry Melling (Harry Potter) are set to star in Pillion, a “fun and filthy romance with heart” produced by Element Pictures.

In Pillion, Melling stars as Colin, described as a “weedy wallflower letting life pass him by”. That all changes when he meets Ray (Skarsgård), “the impossibly handsome leader of a motorbike club”, who uproots Colin from his dull, pedestrian life and introduces him to the thrilling, kinky world of the queer biker community.

But as time passes, Colin begins to question whether being a 24/7 sub is what he really wants after all. The film asks: “Has he found his calling, or simply swapped one form of suffocation for another?”